Standing on the corner, Camelbak in my hand…
Take a walk on the wild side…
Cathy was a bit surreal, she painted all her toes
And on her face she wore dentures clamped tightly to her nose….
And I am the Water Boy, the real game’s not over here
But my heart is overflowin’ anyway
Heroin, it’s my wife and it’s my life
Because a mainline in my vein leads to a center in my head
All your two-bit friends they’re shootin’ you up with pills
They said that it was good for you, that it would cure your ills
I don’t care just where it’s at
I’m just like an alley cat
Yes I’m Mother Nature’s son – I’m so free, I’m so free
It’s her eyes that fill with water
And I am much happier this way
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